60 things people have said about me or called me.
1. A walking Wikipedia of useless knowledge.
2. Intelligent but disillusioned.
3. Oblivious
4. Lacks commitment.
5. Stupid
6. Beefcake
7. One of the most cool uncool people.
8. I seem like I’m from New York.
9. Nerd
10. Geek
11. Obsessive
12. Needs constant reassurance
13. No style
14. Looks better in life than in photos.
15. Fat
16. Skinny
17. Lazy
18. Failure
19. Dreamer
20. Distracting
21. Quite
22. Will be a cult hero someday.
23. Too sarcastic
24. Too honest
25. Too punk for the indie kids and too indie for the punk kids
26. Vampire cult leader.
27. Needs direction
28. Needs motivation
29. No ambition
30. Daddy (my favorite)
31. Husband
32. Ex-husband
33. Clumsy
34. Too caring
35. Doesn’t care enough.
36. Scared
37. Too polite
38. Asshole
39. Fag
40. White trash
41. Thief
42. Friend
43. Brother
44. Bi-polar
45. Manic depressive
46. Annoying
47. Ugly
48. Smelly
49. Lackadaisical
50. Cowardly
51. Poor
52. Lucky
53. Strong
54. Tough willed
55. A survivor
56. Inspirational
57. Addictive
58. Uncle
59. Bastard
60. boring
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I tried this, and what was interesting is that I got stuck around number 7, thought reaching 15 was gonna be tough.... but once I got going they flowed and flowed... now they won't stop popping in my head!
ReplyDeleteThe dichotomy jumps out at me. For every label there is an equal and opposite label. Glad to see unlovable whore didn't make it on your list ;)
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