Things overheard and told to me in a Ridgecrest bar.
1. James, you are a good looking guy and could have any woman in this place. Why don’t you. (I rather liked this one.)
My reply. “I’d rather be alone right now.
2. I want to go home and get my crotched licked. Me too. That’s because I told you
how good it feels.
3. That nigger ain’t my president.
4. Don’t I know you? Yeah from Facebook.
5. They need to put up cameras to catch spies.
6. You don’t drink! You’re a pussy.
7. Last time you came over, you left shit in my toilet.
8. Lets go smoke some poo poo. What’s that? Hash.
9. They sell frog balls on 395.
10. You are a sexy bitch. Thanks, but you still need to pay for that drink.
11. Where is George with my weed?
12. I went outside to smoke and some Mexican said I’m hot.
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Ahh, the Ridgecrest visits, I almost miss them. I'm glad you survived.
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